If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Randomize
