at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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