She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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