called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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