I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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