summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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