yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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