Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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