How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
