Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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