I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
