Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
i drank out of a bidet.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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