WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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