Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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