No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You've changed since you got that strap on
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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