just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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