OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Duck Duck Cougar?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
We left the knife in your bed.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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