Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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