You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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