I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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