I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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