i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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