Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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