When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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