Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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