I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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