doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
