Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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