Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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