i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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