the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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