bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
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