Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We had sex on a dog bed..
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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