I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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