in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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