yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Randomize
