i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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