Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
i out mim tonsoeep
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize