i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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