so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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