i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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