I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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