with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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