kristin has been a bad kristin
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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