Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
