I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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