My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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