i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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