U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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