When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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