I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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