Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
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