have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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