Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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