dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Randomize
