If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
