you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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