Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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